Overheard at a grocery store checkout lane

Female, 30s:  I usually don’t talk on my cell in public
 

Overheard at a bus stop.

Male, 60s:  I don’t believe in hitting a woman, but sometimes you have to.

Overheard in a popular fast-food establishment

Male, 30s:  Why do you think I need you to rob a bank?

Overheard at a medical building

Female, about 20:  I’m at the doctor’s office and I need a ride home . . . I’m too dilated to drive . . . My EYES!