A service of the International Center for Limerick Studies. Don't you just hate listening to people talking on their cell phones? I love eavesdropping. What are these people talking about? Dr. Michael J. MacArthur, Executive Director and Private Ear.
Friday, February 28, 2014
Overheard at a filling station
Male, 60s: Hell, we’ve got
more gays getting married these days than standard people
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Overheard at a hardware store
Male, 50s: My brother can’t
sell his house . . . Because no one will buy it!
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Overheard in a parking lot
Female,
Teens: Right after church, she told me
that she was going to beat my ass.
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Overheard at the bank
Male,
70s: I’m all out of sync today. I ran out of coffee and I didn’t get to read
the obituaries.
Monday, February 24, 2014
Overheard at a popular quick-service restaurant
Male,
30s: Like Kid Rock said, “I can smell a
building inspector from a mile away.”
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Overheard at a popular quick-service earery
Male,
70s: I don’t care if he was born here.
He’s still a foreigner.
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Friday, February 21, 2014
Overheard at a discount hairstyling shop
emale: I love cinnamon. I’ll eat any thing with cinnamon on it. . .
. Yeah, even that.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Overheard in a grocery checkout line
Female,
40s: I have to call you back. My panties are falling down.
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Overheard at a donut shop
Overheard
at a donut shop
ale
20s: Yeah, I got fired. . . I didn’t
show up, but they never called to remind me or anything.
Monday, February 17, 2014
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Overheard at a popular quick-service restaurant
Female,
at least 18 (I hope): Guess what Trevor
sent me for Valentine Day . . . A picture of his, uh, (whispering) thing.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Overheard on a bus
Male.
20s : Yeah, I lost my new job. . . .
They said I was on probation, but I’ve never been arrested.
Monday, February 10, 2014
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Overheard at a fast-food restaurant.
Female,
70s: It’s so cold in here. I come in
here almost every day and it’s always so darn cold. I hate it here.
Friday, February 7, 2014
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Overheard at a popular quick-serviuce restaurant
Female, 40s:
. . . that’s why we called him “stinky feet.”
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Monday, February 3, 2014
Overheard at a popular discount emporium.
Female,
20s: Sure, I’ll come over, as long as you
give me two bucks.
Sunday, February 2, 2014
Overheard on Groundhog Day
Female, 20s:
I just think it’s amazing that animals like that can sense things like
the weather.
Saturday, February 1, 2014
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