Overheard at a grocery store deli counter

 Female, 30s:  I’ll just tell him that I’m on my period.

Overheard at a parking lot

Male, 30s:  The basement has a support pole.  Julie saw it and said, “Look Daddy, Uncle Bpbby has a stripper pole.””

Overheard at a coffee shop

 Female, 50s:  He got me a gun for Christmas.  He’s lucky it wasn’t loaded.  I’d a shot him.

Overheard at a bus stop

 Male, 40s:  Tell Porkchop to leave the old lady at home.

Overheard at a convenience store

 Male, 50s:  I’m gonna keep bowling until the man upstairs tells me to hang up my ball

Overheard at a shopping center

 Female, 40s:  I don’t know what he was dreaming about, but he kept poking me in the back.

Overheard at a department store

 Female, 20s. behind a sales counter:  I don’t know what hurts worse.  My head or my ass.

Overheard in a shopping mall

 Remale, 50s:  At least now I don’t have to wear that pain-in-the-ass bra.

Overheard on a bus

 Female, 20s:  I know I’m a bitch.  I’m just not your bitch.

Overheard at a shopping mall

 Female, 20s:  First of all, she dresses like a whore. . . I know she is, but she doesn’t have to dress like one.

Overheard in a discount store

 Female, 40s:  He was drooling so much, my pants were all wet

Overheard in a convenience store

 Male, 30s:  I am not a communist!  I just don’t like football!

Overheard at a grocery store

 Male, 50s:  You tell me what you want and I’ll tell you if I’m busy.

Overheard at a drug store

 Female, 70s:  That Bill, he never gives me time to pee.

Overheard at a popular quick-service restaurant

 Female, 30s:  Don’t make me yell “I need tampons!” in the middle of a restaurant.

Overheard at a bus stop

 Female, 20s:  Just make sure he doesn’t eat his own (whispering) poop.

Overheard at a coffee shop

 Female, 50s  He’s probably playing that World of Warpath . . . What did I say?

Overheard in a convenience store

 Male, 70s:  He was fine until they gave him the chicken vaccine.

Overheard at the bus stop

 Female, late teens: Nervous?  I had butt-crack sweat all day!

Overheard in a checkout lane

Female, 20s:  I said I got paid last night!

Overheard at a strip mall

 Female, 30s:  We can either pay the gas bill or get a bag of weed.  We can’t do both.