Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant

 Female, 40s:  I’m such an idiot.  I just bought 6 nuggets for $2.49.  I coulda got 2 4-packs for $1 a piece.  I coulda saved a couple bucks and got more.

Overheard on the bus

 Female, 30s:  She throws coins out the upstairs bedroom window to get the dogs to shut up.

Overheard at a popular quick-service restuarant

Male, 40s (at 3 pm on Mothers’ Day): Where can I get something cheap for Ellie for Mothers’ Day?

Overheard at the bike rally

 Female, 30s:  I was there makin’ hash browns and I realized that I was still drunk.

Overheard at the bike rally

 Male, 30s:  I’m OK.  I only had 2 Bloody Marys for breakfast.

Overheard at the buffet

 Male, 70s:  People are people and most are stupid.

Overheard at a buffet

Overheard at a buffet
Male, 60s:  I’m at that Chinese buffet.  What don’t I like.