Sunday, March 30, 2014

Overheard at a grocery store deli counter

 Female, 30s:  I’ll just tell him that I’m on my period.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Overheard at a parking lot

Male, 30s:  The basement has a support pole.  Julie saw it and said, “Look Daddy, Uncle Bpbby has a stripper pole.””

Monday, March 24, 2014

Overheard at a coffee shop

 Female, 50s:  He got me a gun for Christmas.  He’s lucky it wasn’t loaded.  I’d a shot him.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Overheard at a convenience store

 Male, 50s:  I’m gonna keep bowling until the man upstairs tells me to hang up my ball

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Overheard at a shopping center

 Female, 40s:  I don’t know what he was dreaming about, but he kept poking me in the back.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Overheard at a department store

 Female, 20s. behind a sales counter:  I don’t know what hurts worse.  My head or my ass.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Overheard at a shopping mall

 Female, 20s:  First of all, she dresses like a whore. . . I know she is, but she doesn’t have to dress like one.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Monday, March 10, 2014

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Friday, March 7, 2014

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Overheard at a coffee shop

 Female, 50s  He’s probably playing that World of Warpath . . . What did I say?

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Monday, March 3, 2014

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Overheard at a strip mall

 Female, 30s:  We can either pay the gas bill or get a bag of weed.  We can’t do both.