Female, 70s: The
paper says that someone named Rabbit just died.
Isn’t that hysterical?
A service of the International Center for Limerick Studies. Don't you just hate listening to people talking on their cell phones? I love eavesdropping. What are these people talking about? Dr. Michael J. MacArthur, Executive Director and Private Ear.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
Monday, November 23, 2015
Cell phone conversation overheard at a grocery store
Female, 50s:
Gramma can’t pull your pants down over the phone.
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Cell phone conversation overheard overheard on a bus
Female, 30s:
Pick up a couple a cans of the yellow green beans. The kids like them.
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
Monday, July 27, 2015
Cell phone conversation overheard in a fast-food restaurant
Male, 70s: That
doesn’t apply to me. I was given a
grandfather clock.
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
Monday, July 13, 2015
Cell phone conversation overheard in a parking lot
Female, 30s: He was trying to stick it in the wrong hole.
Monday, July 6, 2015
Overheard at a popular quick-service restuarant
Male, 60s:
I’m watching CNN. . . . They’ve got the
girl with the big boobs* on. . . I'll be here 'til 10.
*Robin Meade
*Robin Meade
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Monday, June 8, 2015
Overheard at a bus stop
Female, 40s: I’m calling to see if you have the results
from my drug test . . . (after offering confidential identity information) . . . Yes!
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