Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? . . . No, I’m not expecting a full pound . . . Now, it’ll be nice stuff, probably from K-Mart, not Target . . . I don’t know about meeting at the mall. The mall is kinda hot right now . . . I’m on my bike. It has to be somewhere close to here. I don’t want to ride all over town with a bag on me . . . If you know someone who will pick me up, I can give them some for gas . . . What sizes are you kids? . . . 8 to 12? What does that mean? . . . Do they like Power Rangers or Transformers? What about Hot Wheels. I still have some of my Hot Wheels.
Friday, August 19, 2016
This is probably the best one ever!
Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? . . . No, I’m not expecting a full pound . . . Now, it’ll be nice stuff, probably from K-Mart, not Target . . . I don’t know about meeting at the mall. The mall is kinda hot right now . . . I’m on my bike. It has to be somewhere close to here. I don’t want to ride all over town with a bag on me . . . If you know someone who will pick me up, I can give them some for gas . . . What sizes are you kids? . . . 8 to 12? What does that mean? . . . Do they like Power Rangers or Transformers? What about Hot Wheels. I still have some of my Hot Wheels.
Male, 20s: How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? . . . No, I’m not expecting a full pound . . . Now, it’ll be nice stuff, probably from K-Mart, not Target . . . I don’t know about meeting at the mall. The mall is kinda hot right now . . . I’m on my bike. It has to be somewhere close to here. I don’t want to ride all over town with a bag on me . . . If you know someone who will pick me up, I can give them some for gas . . . What sizes are you kids? . . . 8 to 12? What does that mean? . . . Do they like Power Rangers or Transformers? What about Hot Wheels. I still have some of my Hot Wheels.
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