Sunday, February 14, 2016

Overheard in front of a grocery store

 Female, 30s, holding cell phone in one hand and a 12-pack of beer under the other arm while holding her pajama pants up:  Where are you?  . . . Hurry up.  My pants are falling down and you know that I don’t have any underwear on.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Overheard in a department store

 Female, teen:  Here’s shoes at 30 per cent off.  That’s over half.  How can they do it?