Cell phone overheard in a popular quick service restaurant

Male, 70s:  Bob died? . . . That’s a shame.  That’s a dirty shame. . . . Which Bob?

This is probably the best one ever!

Overheard at a popular quick service restaurant
Male, 20s:  How about, I give you kids clothes and toys instead of cash? . . . No, I’m not expecting a full pound . . . Now, it’ll be nice stuff, probably from K-Mart, not Target . . . I don’t know about meeting at the mall.  The mall is kinda hot right now . . . I’m on my bike.  It has to be somewhere close to here.  I don’t want to ride all over town with a bag on me . . . If you know someone who will pick me up, I can give them some for gas . . . What sizes are you kids? . . . 8 to 12?  What does that mean? . . . Do they like Power Rangers or Transformers?  What about Hot Wheels.  I still have some of my Hot Wheels.

Overheard in a health care facility

Female, 20s:  I wore the wrong bra today . . . I didn’t know it would be so cold.

Overheard in front of a grocery store

 Female, 30s, holding cell phone in one hand and a 12-pack of beer under the other arm while holding her pajama pants up:  Where are you?  . . . Hurry up.  My pants are falling down and you know that I don’t have any underwear on.

Overheard in a department store

 Female, teen:  Here’s shoes at 30 per cent off.  That’s over half.  How can they do it?

Overheard at a cell phone store

Overheard at a cell phone store

Male, 30s:  Of course, everyone knows that Ronald Reagan was the best President ever, even if he was guilty of that Watergate cover up

Cell phone conversation overheard in a quick-service restaurant

Female, 70s:  The paper says that someone named Rabbit just died.  Isn’t that hysterical?

Cell phone conversation overheard at a grocery store

 Female, 50s:  Gramma can’t pull your pants down over the phone.

Cell phone conversation overheard overheard on a bus

 Female, 30s:  Pick up a couple a cans of the yellow green beans.  The kids like them.

 

Cell phone call overheard at a bus stop

 Female, 20s:  You mean the bald girl?

Cell phone conversation overheard in a fast-food restaurant

 Male, 70s:  That doesn’t apply to me.  I was given a grandfather clock.

Cell phone conversation overheard at a supermarket

Male, 30s:  Mini or Maxi?

Cell phone conversation overheard in a parking lot

Female, 30s:  He was trying to stick it in the wrong hole.

Overheard at a popular quick-service restuarant

 Male, 60s:  I’m watching CNN. . . .  They’ve got the girl with the big boobs* on. . .  I'll be here 'til 10.

*Robin Meade

At a hardware store

 Male, 30s:  What does teal look like?

Overheard in a parking lot.

 Male, 50s:  I’m almost home.  Clear the bathroom.

Overheard at a bus stop

Female, 40s:  I’m calling to see if you have the results from my drug test . . . (after offering confidential identity information) . . . Yes!

Overheard at a grocery store

 Female, 30s:  Tell your Father he’s a bad boy and I’ll deal with him later.

Overheard at a popular quick-service restaurant

 Female, 70s:  It says in the paper that somebody reported that their garbage can was stolen.  Go and check on ours.

Overheard in a grocery checkout line

 Female, 70s:  Do you still have your own teeth?