Overheard at a bus stop.

 Male, 60s:  I made up that “Who Let the Dogs Out?” about three years ago.

Overheard at a popular quick-serviuce restaurant

 Female, 40s:  . . . that’s why we called him “stinky feet.”

Overheard at a coffee shop.

 Female, 40s:   I had a good poop today.

Overheard on a bus

 Female:  It all changes when you get married.  Thank God!!

Overheard at a popular discount emporium.

 Female, 20s:  Sure, I’ll come over, as long as you give me two bucks.

Overheard on Groundhog Day

 Female, 20s:  I just think it’s amazing that animals like that can sense things like the weather. 

Overheard at a bus stop

Male 20s:  Don’t you hang up on . . .