Overheard on a bus

 Female, 20s:  I have to go home first and clean up down there

Overheard at a donut shop

Overheard at a donut shop

ale 20s:  Yeah, I got fired. . . I didn’t show up, but they never called to remind me or anything.

Overheard on a bus

 Female, 20s:  Hello? . . . Hello? . . . Hello? . . . Hello? . . . Hello?

Overheard at a popular quick-service restaurant

 Female, at least 18 (I hope):  Guess what Trevor sent me for Valentine Day . . . A picture of his, uh, (whispering) thing.

Overheard on a bus

 Male. 20s :  Yeah, I lost my new job. . . . They said I was on probation, but I’ve never been arrested.

Overheard at a bus stop

 Male, late 20s:  I’m goin’ over to the store to swipe a Sunday paper.

Overheard at a fast-food restaurant.

 Female, 70s: It’s so cold in here.  I come in here almost every day and it’s always so darn cold.  I hate it here.