Overheard at a shopping mall

 Male, 20s: I don’t need to know what’s going on in this country.

Overheard at a discount hairstyling shop

 emale:  I love cinnamon.  I’ll eat any thing with cinnamon on it. . . .  Yeah, even that.

Overheard in a grocery checkout line

 Female, 40s:  I have to call you back.  My panties are falling down.

Overheard on a bus

 Female, 20s:  I have to go home first and clean up down there

Overheard at a donut shop

Overheard at a donut shop

ale 20s:  Yeah, I got fired. . . I didn’t show up, but they never called to remind me or anything.

Overheard on a bus

 Female, 20s:  Hello? . . . Hello? . . . Hello? . . . Hello? . . . Hello?

Overheard at a popular quick-service restaurant

 Female, at least 18 (I hope):  Guess what Trevor sent me for Valentine Day . . . A picture of his, uh, (whispering) thing.