Overheard in a parking lot

 Female, Teens:  Right after church, she told me that she was going to beat my ass.

Overheard at the bank

 Male, 70s:  I’m all out of sync today.  I ran out of coffee and I didn’t get to read the obituaries.

Overheard at a popular quick-service restaurant

 Male, 30s:  Like Kid Rock said, “I can smell a building inspector from a mile away.”

Overheard at a popular quick-service earery

 Male, 70s: I don’t care if he was born here.  He’s still a foreigner.

Overheard at a shopping mall

 Male, 20s: I don’t need to know what’s going on in this country.

Overheard at a discount hairstyling shop

 emale:  I love cinnamon.  I’ll eat any thing with cinnamon on it. . . .  Yeah, even that.

Overheard in a grocery checkout line

 Female, 40s:  I have to call you back.  My panties are falling down.