Overheard at a grocery store checkout lane

Female, 30s:  I usually don’t talk on my cell in public
 

Overheard at a bus stop.

Male, 60s:  I don’t believe in hitting a woman, but sometimes you have to.

Overheard in a popular fast-food establishment

Male, 30s:  Why do you think I need you to rob a bank?

Overheard at a medical building

Female, about 20:  I’m at the doctor’s office and I need a ride home . . . I’m too dilated to drive . . . My EYES!

On the bus, male, 20s

 What makes you think I’m lying this time?

Setpember 1, 2013

Male, fifties:  You know how much I love my berries.

August 29, 2013

Cell phone conversation overheard at the bus stop
Male:  I haven’t seen Bob since the last time I saw him.