Overheard in a grocery checkout line

 Female, 70s:  Do you still have your own teeth?

Overheard at a grocery store

 Female, 30s:  I don’t have time for opinions today.

Overheard at a restaurant

 Male, 70s:  It’s like that blonde woman said on TV.  They’re promoting soccer to expand the socialist gender.

Overheard at a bus stop

 Male, 60s:  I hit it big on the slots, yesterday . . . SLOTS!  With an “O”!

Overheard in a popular quick-service restaurant

 Male, 60s:  Have you seen my glasses? . . . Well, look around.  Look on the kitchen table . . . Never mind, I’ve got ‘em.  Go back to sleep.

Overheard at a grocery store

 Male, teens:  They don’t have that stuff you want . . . That strawberry stuff . . . I’m in the jelly aisle . . . I don’t know what “reserves” look like.

Overheard in a grocery checkout lane

 Female, 30s:  Then she said, “God bless Mommy and Daddy, Uncle Jeff and Uncle Johnny and Aunt Carmen . . . Yeah, I hate being lumped in with those losers.