Cell phone call overheard at a bus stop

 Female, 20s:  You mean the bald girl?

Cell phone conversation overheard in a fast-food restaurant

 Male, 70s:  That doesn’t apply to me.  I was given a grandfather clock.

Cell phone conversation overheard at a supermarket

Male, 30s:  Mini or Maxi?

Cell phone conversation overheard in a parking lot

Female, 30s:  He was trying to stick it in the wrong hole.

Overheard at a popular quick-service restuarant

 Male, 60s:  I’m watching CNN. . . .  They’ve got the girl with the big boobs* on. . .  I'll be here 'til 10.

*Robin Meade

At a hardware store

 Male, 30s:  What does teal look like?

Overheard in a parking lot.

 Male, 50s:  I’m almost home.  Clear the bathroom.